List of Patriarch responses

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The following is a list triggered vocal responses for the Patriarch. The contextual triggers for the vocal responses include, appearing, firing his weapons, and taking large amounts of damage.

Spawning[edit]

When the Patriarch first appears on a map:
  • Excellent! Another batch of subjects.
  • What've you done to my children?!
  • You've murdered my children!
  • I'll show you! I'll show you all!
  • You'll pay for what you've done!
  • I'll show you no mercy.
  • I'm back! And I've got some new tricks!

As the Ring Leader during the Summer Sideshow event:

  • It's time to knock 'em dead!
  • Come one! Come all! It's murder time!
  • It's the final act! For you!
  • Step right up! It's your final act!
  • The one! The only!
  • Step right up and die!

As the Robo Claus during the Twisted Christmas event:

  • Ho... ho... ho!
  • Someone's been a bad little boy!
  • You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
  • This is what happens to bad little boys and girls!
  • Where's my cookies and milk?!
  • You've been bad little boys and girls!
  • You better watch out, you're all gonna die!
  • Here comes Robot Claus!
  • I'm back, and with some new gifts!
  • I'm back, and I've got some new presents!

As Sheriff Wade during the Hillbilly Horror event:

  • You're bound by law! Drop them weapons and surrender your brains!
  • Now, what you city boys doin' out here?
  • This here's my town! You folks gotta answer to me!
  • This town only big enough for one of us!

General[edit]

Responses that trigger any time during the fight:
  • I always told her, I'd make something of myself. And she never listened.
  • Everything is so simple when you have a rocket launcher for an arm!
  • You can't run forever.
  • Superior genetics.
  • Eventually I will catch you.
  • Look at you! Running around like insects. I'll crush you like the pests you are.
  • You sure are good at running away.
  • I don't think you fully understand the situation: you're all going to die.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Can you feel it? They're calling for blood. And you have plenty of it! Don't be such a stick in the mud.
  • Everyone's a winner here. Even if it kills you.
  • Rest assured, that if you should succumb to a gruesome death, that your corpse will be honored, in a tasteful display of confections for our loyal patrons.
  • Safety record? Who cares about that? Lives are at stake here.
  • Can you withstand the grueling terror...of the three rings?
  • Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages...just saying that makes me hungry.
  • There's no such thing as death defying here. Where is the entertainment in defying?
  • All eyes are on you. Don't choke. It would be a shame if you were to suffer a brutal and tragic death.
  • I won't tease you with a possibility of a gruesome death. I'll guarantee it.
  • I can only promise you, this will be one act you wont be walking away from. Alive.
  • Try your luck! Impress the ladies!
  • Suspense. Terror. Death. Our very own STD, and I'm giving it to everyone!

As Robo Claus:

  • Ho ho ho!
  • hums "Jingle Bells"
  • Come sit on Santa's lap!
  • Someone's been naughty this year!
  • Why don't you tell Santa what you want?
  • Up on the rooftop, reindeer paws. Out jumps good old Robot Claus!
  • Down through the chimney with lots of toys!
  • Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go?

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Daddy always said, "Braaaains!" Bless his undead heart.
  • You gonna find out real fast how we do things down here!
  • You ain't fixin' to make me put no hurt on!
  • Lemme just scoop 'em out. Ain't like you usin' 'em!
  • Don't you be resist me, boy!
  • I hear you been stirrin' up trouble in my town!

Attacking[edit]

His vocal taunts also serve to warn about his attacks.

Charging his minigun to fire:
  • Time for a more direct approach.
  • This is the end of you!
  • Stay there. I'll make this quick.
  • Wait right there. Hahahahaha!

As the Ring Leader:

  • A volunteer! You there, sir!
  • Watch this, the crowd loves it!
  • No, this is how you do it!
  • Why don't we up the stakes?

As Robo Claus:

  • Let's see what I've got in my bag... bullets! Ho ho ho ho ho!
  • Seven-six-two, from me to you!
  • Hold on now, I've got something for everyone!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • 'Scuse me while I whip this out! (A reference to Blazing Saddles)
When he is about to fire a rocket:
  • One in the pipe.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Drum roll, please.
  • Enough clowning around.

As Robo Claus:

  • I've got a present for you!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Tell it to the judge!
When he is performing a spin attack
  • So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
  • Thanks for getting so close to me, everyone!
  • What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As the Ring Leader:

  • That's right! Right where I want you!
  • I never lose a tickle fight!

As Robo Claus:

  • So you're trying to do that again? Ha ha ha ha!
  • It's nice to have such close friends!
  • Everyone loves Papa Kev!
  • What are you, a bunch of lumberjacks?! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • Who do you think you are, a bunch of ninjas?! (If the players were using katanas)

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Beat it!
  • Make like a tree and get!
  • Get on outta here!
  • I ain't no tree! (If the players were using axes or chainsaws)
  • What, you some fairy princess? (If the players were using katanas)

Taking damage[edit]

Responses to give the players an idea of the amount of damage he is taking.

When he has been brought to his knees:
  • Now this is a fight.
  • Now we're having fun.
  • That hardly hurts.
  • You're really starting to piss me off.
  • You're ruining everything!
  • What do you think you're doing?

As the Ring Leader:

  • You'll have to do much better than that!
  • The show must go on!
  • Ding ding ding! We have a winner!
  • Not yet, there's still more to come!

As Robo Claus:

  • Now look here, Ebenezer!
  • I'll put your eye out!
  • I'm the one doing the giving here!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • What in Sam Hill you think you're doin'?!
  • Now you just makin' this hard on yourself!
  • Move along! Nothin' to see here!
When he runs away to heal and summons specimens to defend him:
  • Save me, my children! Daddy needs you.
  • This can't happen. My children; show me how much you love me.
  • My children are returning... It makes me so proud.
  • Come! Come my children! Don't let your Daddy die.
  • Come! Help me, my children.
  • Come out! Come out and make your father proud.
  • We are a family! My children will show you how much they love me.
  • My children! Come out! Don't let them do this.
  • Save me, my children! Show them how much you love me.

As the Ring Leader:

  • Encore! They demand an encore!
  • Intermission!
  • You can never have enough clowns!
  • Send out the clowns!

As Robo Claus:

  • Come out, my helpers! Santa needs you!
  • Santa needs more presents! Send more presents!
  • So many children. So many bad children!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • How about you get acquainted with my deputies?
  • You got this whole town against you, boy!
  • Officer in need of assistance!
  • Now you got all the townfolk riled up!

Losing[edit]

If your squad is wiped out in the final wave:
  • What was it that you had hoped to accomplish? I cannot be stopped.
  • This is it? This is the best they had? What a waste of time.
  • I thought you were the best, but you're just like all the others... pathetic.
  • There's plenty of research to be done around here...
  • Send more men! Send entire armies! I will destroy them all.
  • Hahahaha! You're pathetic!

As the Ring Leader:

  • What clown college did you fools drop out of?
  • I have to admit, I didn't think your corpse would be this entertaining. Bravo! Marvelous show!
  • I see you enjoyed the show as much as we did. You might say... that it was to die for.
  • Who do you think we are, some petty sideshow? This is the three rings!
  • While we're sad to see you go, rest assured that you'll always be in our hearts and minds... and in our stomachs for a while, too.

As Robo Claus:

  • All of the children asleep in their beds, bleeding profusely from wounds in their heads!
  • All for the little ones, girls and boys!
  • And not a creature was stirring, because they're all dead! Ahahaha- er, ohohohoho!

As Sheriff Wade:

  • Remember, kids: Don't do the crime if you ain't wantin' a whuppin'!
  • They say Justice is blind, but around these parts, she's just hungry!
  • Justice tastes best when it's still warm!
  • I guess they ain't be needin' that phone call!
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